Thursday, October 23, 2008

It's been a while...

...since I...last posted on here. Anyways, presentations and homework have been kicking my tail, and I'm taking a break from working on one now. But in the meantime, let's talk about Christmas, and this little invention right here:



This little beauty right here is the George Foreman Lean Mean Fryer!!! Yes, that's right, a deep fryer that will cut out the fat.

The Lean Mean™ Fryer features our new, patented Smart Spin™ technology that knocks out up to 55% of fat absorbed in the frying process. During a special SPIN cycle that follows cooking, your Lean Mean™ Fryer uses centrifugal force to literally spin the added fat and oil off your food.

  • Knocks out up to 55% of the fat absorbed during frying!*
  • Patented Smart Spin™ Technology lets you spin out the fat for up to 2 minutes with low or high speed setting
  • Immersed heating element promotes fast, uniform heating and provides faster temperature recovery time once food is added for delicious, crispy results
  • Variable thermostat dial adjusts up to 375°F to provide the optimal frying conditions for any food
  • Unique basket design to ensure food keeps its shape and doesn’t crumble during the spin cycle
  • Fryer assembly separates quickly and easily for effortless maintenance and cleaning, with dishwasher-safe parts
  • Cooks up to 1.4 lbs of food, 2.6L oil Capacity
  • Viewing window lets you view food without letting heat out
  • Timer with audible signal for precise frying
  • Safety Features: Cool-touch handle; detachable, magnetic safety plug
  • Temperature ready light indicates when oil is hot
  • Includes more than 5 delicious recipes
So, basically, it's like a washing machine/deep fryer? I'm on board.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen


I give you...your Chicago Bears starting quarterback, Kyle Orton!

Saw this earlier on Yahoo! I'm a backer of K.O. and I certainly am now. Well played, sir.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Politics

I really don't want to get too much into the election that is coming up. We know who's running; we have in our minds (most of us, at least) who we'll be voting for. But does what we want reflect who we want? Try this. Then let me know.

Starting Fall 09...

...I'm sure this will be on Spike TV, maybe at midnight or 1 a.m. after episodes of Voyager...

THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!





ESPNRadio was talking about it...I'm sure they have a link to it and a story about it. In fact...here ya go:


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

By popular demand...

Sometimes I wonder...

What is really going on?

Is this the way it's supposed to be? Is there one to begin with? I don't think there is. I think it was devised by a man once upon a time that determined people were confused. Ergo, since people don't know what they want, let's convince them that they aren't where they are supposed to be, which really doesn't exist, so let's confuse the hell out of them and make 'em crazy. It was all done to sell books, and to send people to therapy. Maybe they were Communists...or politicians...yes, politicians.

Here's a new suggestion: where you are, is where you're supposed to be. At times, we don't like it. In fact, at times we hate it. But we can learn from these times. We will get through it, even if we're going crazy waiting. Tell your loved ones you love them and how much they mean to you.



Be patient. Make the best of it. Have fun. Smile. Have a drink. Don't have a drink. Life is about choices. Shaken or stirred? Fried or grilled? Ginger or Marianne?

These are the thoughts of a man about to go to bed. Now here's something funny: